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Live like a Gypsy, Love like Shakespeare and Laugh like King

The creatures of this Earth are truly unique, most unusual of them all is us humans. You can’t deny there is an instant urge to justify the good that comes to us, we always feel like we need to explain to others why we are happy and they are sad, why we are conducting good business and making a profit even though it’s a recession and suddenly we have the answer for many rich people who seem to be very unhappy, we do not associate success with happiness. Physically it seems we know what success looks like, but we haven’t a clue what it should feel like.
We always feel like we need to explain something to everyone, you don’t need to explain anything to anyone let go of that, who cares if someone doesn’t think what you’re wearing is current enough, live for you.
They say Live, Love, Laugh but how? It can’t be that simple, there is no manual on how life should be lived but there are guidelines you can follow:

LIVE like a Gypsy, happy and carefree everything you need for survival you already have, sometimes our material desires is what ultimately destroy us, it sometimes causes us to live above our means. Dnt get me wrong I’m not telling you to set up shop in your car and eat leaves, I’m telling you to turn a blind eye to temptation and trust your intuition. I gave up fashion magazines they weren’t making me happy they were making me feel unfulfilled *shrugs*

LOVE like Shakespeare Don’t hold on back on love it’s so beautiful, it always feels wrong, hearts will be broken every now and again but even the leaves on the trees die and then like magic Spring comes and you can see the life in them, the rose-bush will bloom again. I urge you to feel, to live to love and then cry about it until you feel like your close to bursting and know that you will love again and it will be even more amazing.
“The Sight of lovers feedeth those in love” (As you like it, 3.4.54) This is one of my favorite quotes from Shakespeare because it can be interpreted in so many different ways, but it all boils down to one main thing, happy people like to see other happy people, and only if you are truly happy will you be glad for another person, you won’t have anything mean to say, you won’t question or doubt happiness.

LAUGH like a King, every time I laugh everyone complains how loud I am, it’s a fact I’m the loudest woman you’ll ever meet. Definitely takes a strong man to handle me no boys allowed, I’m all woman my foul mouth, brass opinions and cockiness says I need a man with back bone.
You only live once is not just an abbreviation in a Drake song, it’s a fact of life sometimes you need laugh at yourself, don’t take the situation too personal and look at it for what it really is and laugh out loud. I say laugh like a King because, even if it’s a threat from a neighboring country the King is going to laugh about it and probably say something like “Let them try”, no matter how scared or worried you are about a situation its best if only you know. Don’t allow certain situations or people to see that they have affected you the way they wanted to, laugh and keep it moving baby tell them to try again, you’re a brick wall that won’t be taken down by a wolf who’s huffing and puffing.

Take control of your life, “When you feel negative emotion because you have seen something in others that you do not want to see, it is not their lack, it is your own” (Taken from The Law of Attraction). Learn to live, learn to allow people by simply ignoring them, create your own world and live by simple rules, be happy and don’t intentionally make others unhappy.

xoxox Lauren O Lauren, I hope you guys have been watching The Lauren O Lauren Show on Youtube/ Flow TV

January 31, 2012 | Categories: Positive Living | Leave A Comment »

Human’s Do it too, “Smile when there’s no reason”

I have all kinds of mornings, sometimes I wake up and i don’t step outside my front door I stay in bed all day and watch videos on youtube, play Smurf Village on my IPAD and draw stuff in my sketch pad, I refer to them as the days when my mind goes to sleep and my body is left to find something to do.

Then there are days when I wake up and I feel like I can conquer the world, those days are few and far apart but I do get them. “That which is like unto itself is drawn” A simple statement I got out of my latest book The Law of Attraction based on the teachings of Abraham. The better you feel, the better you will be, the more kind thoughts you think then kind things happen to you, I cannot explain what’s been going on with me lately I almost feel like I’m becoming religious. I downloaded the bible on my IPAD and read it every day, I Lauren Dunn have never consciously by my own free will picked up the bible and read it, not only am I reading it but every thing in it is starting to make sense to me, I have some advise for everyone who reads my blogs whatever your reasons for reading it.

Smile more, think positive thoughts, do not think anything that is not good, it isn’t easy but you will grasp it, because you attract unto yourself whatever you think, so if you think “No I do not want to fail this exam” you’ve allowed the thought of failing your exam to enter into your thoughts and even though you do not want to fail your subconscious has already told you you’ll fail and you believe it.
Don’t watch the news if it makes you sad, you can be conscious of whats happening around you without knowing the details, the details are what affect your subconscious mind.

I got a FaceBook email from a high school student who said she felt like she was being bullied a group of girls kept making her feel uncomfortable and she didn’t want to go to school, I responded to her by telling her as long as they didn’t touch her she didn’t have to retaliate, she should try being nice to them talk to them as she would a regular class mate and ignore the things they were saying if she ignored their bullying they would eventually stop. But if they didn’t and she still felt bullied then she should speak with her mom about getting a transfer, that is a polluted environment that will only make her angry and defensive in years to come.

Surround yourself with good things, a good cake needs good ingredients and so does good people, I agree some of us are stronger than some and our environments do not affect our outcome but that’s because we have a beautiful mind.

Keep Sweet and Smile more even if you don’t believe it:

“Hope is the dream of the Walking Man” French proverb

xoxoxo Lauren O Lauren

January 12, 2012 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Upgrade your life make it Toxic Free, From Friends to Boyfriends.

Happy New Year everyone this is my first blog since 2012 I’ve been a little busy and I have some new projects on the horizons that I’m so excited about, But first a quick word of advise for my dedicated blog readers. The hardest part is always the lift off, just know that you’re closer than you think to your “Greatest Self”.

We live in a toxic world and its hard to stay away from it but there are a few techniques you can do to make sure that you’re world is toxic free, evaluate yourself, don’t worry about your pass but don’t forget it, forgetting causes you to repeat the mistakes, only live in the present and while you can’t always plan for tomorrow make sure you prepare for it.

Those Toxic Friends get rid of them, if you find yourself with your friends and the only thing you can talk about is how bad some other girl looked at a party or whose man doesn’t want them, let them go they are toxic and they are poisoning you. Friends live, love and laugh together not team up and tear others down it will back fire and the universe will hold everything that would have made you great back from you. Life is too short to waste it not living.

Toxic relationships the men and women in our lives who don’t really make us happy and your relationship becomes a job instead of an instinct, there are certain key things that I do in my relationships and it works for me, however it might not work for you. Because I work in the Entertainment industry to maintain the years in my relationship I do the following:

1- I don’t date anyone in the entertainment sector
2- We are Not friends on Facebook
3- I never change my relationship status on Facebook
4- We don’t follow each other on twitter and we never mention each other either
5- We don’t go to popular parties together, our “We time” is never spent in too public of a situation

Those are my top 5 tips as it relates to my relationships and it has worked great thus far.

In a Man and Woman relationship its about team work and supporting each other, if I organize a bake sale in the middle of halfway tree my boyfriend will be there collecting the money while I share the cake, we always ask each other about work or projects we’re working on. I never feel like I have to please him or stroke his ego, its like my best friend and I are hanging out all the time.

But ridding your life of Toxins doesn’t start with reading a blog, it comes with experience and growing up and realizing after a while that one thing doesn’t make you happy and maybe you should try another. There are a lot of sad people in this world but with a little love and positive thinking and supportive people who influence you to do better, for every sad person then you can trust there is five (5) happy people.

“Nothing can stop a man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; Nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude” Thomas Jefferson

xoxoxo Love always Lauren O Lauren

For some people you won’t be enough, for others you will be too much the important thing is being right for yourself.

January 7, 2012 | Categories: Lauen's Mind | Leave A Comment »

I don’t Date RICH Men let me tell you why.

Lets get into the meat of this Topic, People misunderstand me sometimes and I see this mistake being made too often, allow me to be this moment of clarity, young girls grab a pen, old girls correct me if I’m wrong all together listen now.

“Now I’m not saying I’m a Gold Digger but I aint fucking with no broke nigga” and while those may be lyrics to Kanye West song baby I can talk about it cuz I’m living it. However I don’t date loaded niggaz and I saw an article in Cosmopolitan that confirmed my theories all you have to do is look around. A man who works a 9 to 5 and makes a decent living will do more for you than the nigga rolling around in the X6. Heres the science behind the situation a man who is “Publicly” rich and drives a Publicly fancy car knows that women will come after him therefore why waste time doing anything nice for you as far as he see’s it, he knows it’s a big deal for your friends to see you in the front of his “Porsche” he knows how good it makes you feel that your boyfriend goes to Abu-Dhabi to buy lunch and has dinner in Paris, Men aren’t stupid.

Thats why some of these girls will get their hair done every two weeks, get mani’s and pedi’s weekly and always have new clothes but these men will never invest in them because it’s not in their best interest to build a woman, a lot of these very rich men are selfish. I look at girls sometimes who date really rich men and wonder why can’t I see the money on her? why is he wearing a Rolex and she isn’t even wearing a watch, you know what I mean, you’ve got 4 cars and your girlfriend takes taxi’s.

Ladies please don’t tell anybody what your man has unless we can see his money on you, don’t think I’m criticizing you because we’ve all been there, but who grows out of it and sees the light deserves the praise.
I tell men the minute I meet them Im materialistic and I love stuff if you can’t make that happen and help me grow then bounce cause I don’t really need a man, I’m going to Trinidad for carnival 2012 jumping in costume and all and i called my mom yesterday and said I dont know how I was gonna pay for my ticket and she sent me the money this morning cash plus extra so don’t think I’m homeless my parents care about me.

So if a man can’t help me create this Dream I’m trying to build I don’t think we’re gonna work, I like my men hard-working and in love with me. You can keep the guys with the fancy cars, they don’t impress me much.

xoxoxoxo Lauren O Lauren

ps HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!

December 30, 2011 | Categories: Relationship advise | Tags: gold digger, moment of clarity, rich men | Leave A Comment »

Tell Mama I’ll be home Late…

25 years baby love, I’ve been walking this earth screaming and kicking my way around for 25 years, We had breakfast this morning across from us was a couple who were probably married for a couple of years, The man never looked at his wife he sat diagonal in his chair and never said anything to her, she sat looking at everything with eyes that looked like they cry every night every now and again she said something to him and he looked at her, nodded and then continued looking into oblivion. Then there was another couple young and obviously in some sort of love, they were babbling to each other in French I was so annoyed and irritated at the fact that I couldn’t understand what they were saying that I was tempted to get up and tell them how rude it was to speak a foreign language in public.

Thats when I realized I haven’t changed that much, Sometimes people change and the world stays the same, sometimes the world changes and people stay the same and thats why it all seems a mess we never seem to sync the whole thing together. This Weekend I turned 25 and it couldn’t have happened on a better day my birthday fell on a saturday so started celebrating on the friday and caught 25 at midnight, I’m gonna completely leave out the bit where I wake up at 4am in the morning throw up that fucking Mcdonald’s I knew I didn’t want but ate anyway. I had an amazing birthday I wore a tiara made from crystals and spent half a day at the Spa.
Night of my birthday I emptied my purse and re organized it, threw away old receipts and broken eyeliners, known as the life of the party yet last night and the pass few weeks when someone says Club or Party I pretend not to feel well, when I do go out by 2am i wanna be in bed, did some shopping on Oxford Circus and I didn’t buy anything black or grey, The Change had already begun.

Gossip doesn’t seem to interest me half enough unless I can get the person on my show and interview them about it, Im looking for that big “Turn Over” bitches unless you can get me a copy of that tape, or this pictures or the accused will agree to an interview on my show I’m not interested in that shit, Im running outta time I gotta make an impact on this earth and I need to do that in this life time, sitting around talking shit with people aint gonna cut it for me, anymore.

I know I’m rambling on, but I hope you can pick a few lessons out of what I’m saying, Don’t ever apologize for the choices you make, Everyone is allowed to make mistakes and the younger you are the more mistakes you can make, as we get older it is our right as growing adults to leave more and more of it behind. By now I would have written a long list of new years resolutions that even I know would be impossible to attain, I didn’t write one this year and I got more done by accident than I could imagine, my new rule never make a to do list that’s more than a week! It’s easier to live today than it is to live tomorrow, tomorrow isn’t here yet.

If you had a life changing experience or something you wanna tell me thats inspiring go ahead an email me “Lolshow1@yahoo.com, and remember I want your comments and recommendations on my dam show!!!

xoxoxo Lauren O Lauren

December 11, 2011 | Categories: Lauen's Mind, Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

The Game of Cheating, and how to Win!!

Cheating can be such a painful thing if you aren’t the one who’s cheating, I have regretted every single time a relationship ends and I never cheated I wanna do it over and CHEAT!!
Every Man cheats on his woman, and it’s a scientific fact that EVERY JAMAICAN MAN cheats on his girl, unless he’s Gay then he has no girl therefore he wouldn’t cheat on her, In a discussion I was participating in at the Hairdresser the other day we all agreed that a woman who was cheating on her lover every now an again maybe once a year, found that her relationship was easier to handle, I know for a fact that if you have a boyfriend and there’s another guy whispering sweet somethings in your ear it can be quite fulfilling in areas where your relationship falls short.

Whats the point of all this, where am I going with this blog? I’m trying to say if you cheated on your boyfriend there’s absolutely no reason why you need to tell him and absolutely no reason why you need to feel guilty about it and if you find yourself starting to feel guilty, sit down take a minute and remember every single time you’ve been a good girl and tried to be a wonderful girlfriend with your ex’s or with any of the past men in your life, do you remember what happened next? Exactly! Don’t let it eat you up It’s a different world today than it was years ago allow me to demonstrate:

A Couple years ago men used to leave us at home while they went out to work, now they ask for an independent woman up front and they leave us at home pregnant and never come back, the result is we are raising tomorrow’s men as single angry women. Do I sound Bitter? Good I am.

An article came out in last weeks “Sunday Times” a UK paper my boyfriend feels obligated to read every Sunday about Polygamous Couples being on an all time high. They are regular every day couples who have put the definition “Open relationship” into a whole new meaning. Regular couples are having affairs with the approval of their partners, Husband and Wife having dinner while the husband’s girlfriend is telling them both about her day at work, the wife won’t be at dinner tomorrow because she’s having dinner at her boyfriend’s house.
It’s a new playing field its a new world, before Men could have as many women as they want, there was nothing we could do about but whine to each other about how slutty the other girl looked.

I am encouraging all women, if you have the urge to cheat do it, worried about getting caught? “Say it wasn’t you unless he has you on tape, the guy you had the affair with you’ve never met him before, he’s a crazy psycho who’s been calling your phone and not saying anything for the past 3 weeks, say you’re scared and start crying. Problem fucking solved why should you give a fuck that his heart is breaking, how many times have you had your heart-broken? get over it big guy another one bites the dust. If that still makes you feel guilty think of the hearts he’s broken on the way to yours, Cheating is a dam competition it just so happens that Men beat us to it every single time, don’t worry about it.

So if you’re wondering if you should tell him that you cheated, here’s my advise don’t fucking tell him he’s probably cheating on you as you read this blog.

xoxox Lauren O Lauren

PS to all my Jamaican readers remember my show is on every Tuesday at 9pm on flow TV Channel 100.

December 7, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

The Lauren O Lauren show (Nov 29th, Premier part 2)

Sorry about the quality guys, I will have to work on it for future had to shrink it to get it up inn Youtube, took me all day.

December 6, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

The Lauren O Lauren show (Nov 29, Premier show Prt1)

The quality may be a little bad I had to shrink it a lot o get it on youtube. Thanks everyone.

December 6, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

My Way at last, From Kingston to Buckingham Palace.

……. Hello everyone first let me start by saying my show Premiered last night after what seemed to be a tumble in the woods, it was an adventure. I still remember the 1st time I decided to do this show, I had big stars in my eyes thinking yeah I know all the right people to get this shit off the ground and I’m sure they’ll help me that was my first life lesson. I had a friend who was a director and I initially wanted him to help me with the project I’ve never produced anything before and he’s been in the business for a very long time, I called him and we arranged to meet on the day of the meeting I get to the location we agreed to meet at and he wasn’t there I called him and I swear to you this man said to me “Ummmm you were serious? I thought you were joking” Then after he realized I was heart-broken he said something like we can arrange to meet later because he was kind of busy at the moment, this was probably two years ago. That experience taught me that just because you know the right people and you’re friends with them on Facebook or even have them on your Blackberry messenger doesn’t means that you can ping them or poke them and they’ll come running.

When I shot the pilot episode in May of this year I can’t tell you how many things went wrong, finding the right editor and the right groove for my show had me like Goldie Locks tasting porridges but instead of 1,2,3 I went 1 through to 60 to find the perfect porridge.

Even before we premiered it I wanted to scrap episode 1 completely because I didn’t like it and there were too many mistakes in it, but I had to be realistic and I couldn’t waste content or money being as this project was majority being funded from my pocket, I weighed the pros and cons and I decided to go with it. I loved the support I was getting from the twitter family, and even the people who saw the flaws and pointed them out I love that, because I dont always see them all so getting that live feed back from people while the show was happening was really good, I literally had my notebook out taking notes, I wasn’t watching the show primarily because I have a rule about watching myself on tv and because I’m out of the country.

A lot of things are wrong but a lot of things are right, what’s important is that we find our own right and what makes us happy at the end of it all.

The Lauren O Lauren show airs Tuesdays at 9pm, with a repeat on Thursdays at 11pm and Saturdays at 9:30pm on Flow TV, Channel 100.

xoxoxoxo Lauren O Lauren, don’t let anyone fool you, you are the creator, leader and ruler of your destiny.

November 30, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Worn leather and Cobbled streets and Fringe purses everywhere Day 7

Hello Everyone, or should I say oh fuck it who cares how I start a blog these days, I am on the 7th day of my Vacation in London and let me say this it’s a breath of fresh air from The busy streets of New York and the naked sidewalks in Miami, its everything I expected and I love it here, give and take a few things I could live without but everywhere is like that. I have switch The Jersey Shore for The Only way is Essex and now kiss everyone on both cheeks instead of one.

The brits are a little bit different from the rest of the world which you would have gathered, in Jamaica I’m used to getting ready at 11 and being at the club by midnight and if it’s a good night stay there for three hours then go home, boy was I up for a culture shock when I found myself dressed up and trying to keep my balance on the Cobbled streets of London amongst all the other girls who seem to be doing it with ease, one wrong step and I swear I would break both legs, but these girls where doing it with very little effort. We were at the PUB by 7, then moved to three more bars before we had Dinner at the nice bar called Giraffe that had absolutely nothing to do with the animal, I learnt the hard way that English people had a high tolerance for alcohol and they can drink for days without loosing their balance, meanwhile English girls get ridiculously drunk almost to the point of passing out, I’ve done a few parties and I’ve never seen people get as drunk as I see them get here in London.

But besides the drinking I have met a group of people who are very comfortable with their culture and their flaws, people say the Brits act like they’re better than everyone else but it’s not true, they just have no problem being British, I suppose I wouldn’t have a problem either if I was from a rich 1st world country but that’s besides the point.

As it relates to trends, they definitely get them here first, Fashion is louder here than I’ve seen it in New York, everybody dresses up regardless of how cold it is, it never deters them from wearing star patterned stockings, worn leather bags, or my new favorite the Fringe purse, I love the fashion I can find on the streets of London, however shopping here has a set back they pay more for clothes by default because their currency is stronger.

Even though My favorite flat-iron blew up two days ago, I’m still loving it here, I can’t wait for my next big vacation I think I wanna try Africa, speaking of Africans, I’ve seen more Africans, Russians, Chinese and Indians in the UK than I’ve seen actual English people, yea a bit weird.

Remember people, love, explore and Grow the world is not a flat surface but a bouncing happy ball.

xoxoxox Lauren O Lauren

PS maybe I’ll come back with a fake English Accent, hahahahahahhahaqhahahahaha

November 27, 2011 | Categories: travel | 1 Comment »

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