My Dinner date that went wrong,

Now, my boyfriend is an angel sent to me from God himself, i love him more than myself, i love him so much I would give him my life and die.
He knows me like a book, i have never been with a man who observes my every move and can predict my very next move, he knows what i like and don’t like, he knows when to tell me to shut up, because any minute now I could say something very rude.

So last week I went on a date with one of my suitors. First things first, I am not sleeping around, like to date it makes me feel pretty, I’m guilty of wanting to be told I’m perfect all the time, although I love my Cookie he doesn’t really compliment me that much that’s his only fault. Every man knows the fastest way to my vagina is with compliments, lots and lots of compliments!!
So anyway though, im on this date yeah, laughing smiling eating my pasta and sipping my red wine, it was about 11pm kinda late, my cell phone rings and an unknown number comes up. I answer not thinking that it could be Cookie he never calls at this time. I hear an excited bubbly male voice on the other line that sounded just like Cookie; “hello babe, where are you” I felt the blood run out of my face, my eyes expanded and if i wasn’t already sitting I would have fallen, my date looks at me and he picks up that something is off, so i try to carry the conversation a bit.
“are you high” i asked him “what are you doing up”
Cookie who by now must know im up to something laughs and repeats the question, i try to change the subject by telling him about my day and a bunch of unnecessary shit. But by now my date raises his eyebrows fully aware that i must be talking to a boyfriend.
Then Cookie asks me again “where are you” I was so shocked that I couldn’t do anything but laugh, Cookie by now is shouting at the top of his voice saying next time i’m with a man and he calls i shouldn’t answer.

BUSTED!!!!!

Friends ask me what would Cookie do if he caught me with another man, he would be too happy to care, finally he would have a legit reason to get rid of me

xoxoxo Lauren O Lauren