Some things you should know about MEN & Women.
Contrary to what the world my believe I’m not Anti-Men, but there are certain things that are just true.
I was catching up with my friend from prep school the other, we’ve known each other from before we were born. She had broken up with her boyfriend the other day for reasons I’ve heard from many girls our age, he’s boring he doesn’t like to go out, blah blah blah, then she had to end up getting back with him because there was nothing out there. Sometimes we women forget and think the grass is greener on the other side, or God forbid we think better is coming, I always say look around you before you think you can find better.
I know this about MEN;
(1) If he has two baby mothers he will have a 3rd and a 4th, and a 5th and a 6th. Dnt think you’re lucky to have him now, he’s a mover and a shaker not a house you can live in.
(2) He will never value you’re opinion over his friend’s, ever. Dnt put yourself in a situation or position where you’r competing for his attention. Always do you!
(3) Men always have time for SEX, don’t think he’s sitting there with a chastity belt and more work than the government after a hurricane.
(4) It’s hard for him to settle down if he isn’t coming from a home that doesn’t push, “one man, one woman and child” if he didn’t see his parents grow old together he may not know how to do it.
(5) When you ditch your friends for him, make sure you don’t need them when he’s gone. Men like to see when women get rid of their female friends, because it makes them feel powerful and less guilty when they do wrong or try to sleep with them.
Things I know about WOMEN;
(1) We really just want one man in our life.
(2) We’re jealous of ours friends relationship.
(3) we just want you to compliment us and tell us we’re pretty everyday, even when our new hair color looks awful.
(4) Women do cheat, but for entirely different reasons, it has nothing to do with the sex. When you start to ignore us and find faults with our bodies somebody else is telling us we look great.
(5) You have to be really good to know that your girl has cheated on you, we can be very, very good at hiding things.
Facts about Men & Women:
(1) If your boyfriend isn’t into partying and lots of friends around him, I suggest you thank God. He may be boring but at least he’s sure.
(2) When your girlfriend complains about the relationship getting boring and how young she is, she’s looking for a reason to cheat, or she has already cheated and is telling herself you’re the reason.
(3) Don’t you dare have unprotected sex with a girl who says we’d have cute kids together. She’s looking to tie you down.
(4) Any woman who says don’t get me a present, is asking for a present. this is so for all associated cases. Anything women say they don’t want, they want!!
(5) Any man who doesn’t feel bad about hitting on his friends girl should be a warning sign. Men are territorial if his friend thinks he can whisper sweet nothings to you, he’s actually telling you that you are not your boyfriends, straight up girlfriend, but girl on the side.
(6) when a guy says he doesn’t want the public to know, what he means is ” I don’t want my girlfriend to know”
xoxoxoxox lauren O Lauren
