If only Martin Luther King had a Dream like this one,

Oh For at least an hour I was happier than i’ve ever been in my whole life. I came home and took a nap right, this usually happens, don’t ask what’s in these pain killers.

So my dream is about me, this boy I really like and the girl he really likes. Now this is how it goes, I met a boy I was soo in love with him, but even though we were having sex, he didn’t feel the same way about me he liked my friend. Even though he knew it would just brake my poor little heart if he hooked up with her, he did anyway, so here I am in my dream watching my friend get married to the love of my life, and I thought “oh no, what a nightmare” but then my nightmare slowly evolved into a beautiful Nightmare.

Months after the couple got married, they were pregnant, they were soo excited, I was so suicidal. When the baby was born the news spread so fast it was tormenting, but something was very odd and the baby didn’t look like her two beautiful parents, when the DNA test results came back, why he wasn’t the daddy at all.

He got the girl he wanted, but she gave him the wrong baby, now this might sound awful, but now that i’m wide awake, if this happened for real I’de be so happy I would probably kill myself.
How many times have we women go all out for a guy and he tells you “sorry honey, its just sex” then think about him getting a jacket (this is jamaican for “you are not the father” from someone he loves. Then he wouldn’t have been such an asshole anymore, maybe he’d even want you back, but then you’d say “Sorry honey, I don’t know what i saw on you in the first place, you’re nose is funny” hahahahahahahaha

I hope I go to bed tonight and have the same dream over and over again. Men should know when they have a good woman, either that or leave people girl child alone, wanna have sex with no strings attached, buy a fucking whore!!!

xoxoxo Lauren O Lauren, wake me up when the dream is real!!