Play Damsel in distress, take half and be independent. We’re women

An idiot once said “it’s a mans world”, I beg to differ and I want to show you how. Women we sometimes allow men to take our perfect world and put up there smelly gym socks all over it.

I was watching Neyo the other day who is going to be a new father, pretty amazing huh, when the reporter said to him “When are you gonna get married” Neyo’s eyes opened wider than a dilated vagina, he responded by saying “slow down there, not so fast” not the exact same words but the same point. Here I was sitting in front of my room mates television considering mine is broken and I don’t really like TV. I was adjusting the rubber bands on my braces, and had shot myself in the face when one came loose.

How does a man get a woman pregnant but think its a rush to marry her? I’ll tell you why, because stupid women open there legs and are too happy to breed. Pregnancy, I cant stress how awful it is, your shoes don’t fit, you’re fat, and your body does things you cant control, why would you want that, so you can wear the coveted title of “Baby Mama”, he’ll visit you twice a month and send you money on Fridays, you stupid bitch.
Stop allowing these punk ass, half men to fat you up with a bag a kids, his body wont be affected and he can still drink vodka and redbull. Any man that gets me pregnant and tells me he cant marry me, is gonna hear “I fell down and I don’t think I’m pregnant anymore” which quite frankly, for a man to hear that is similar to me hearing spice girls when i was 9 years old, pure bliss.

Take charge of the world like Eve did when she gave Adam the apple, of Delilah when she had sex with Samson then cut his hair off while he slept, those women are women after my own heart.

I urge you keep your legs crossed and don’t get pregnant unless you’ve been with him for longer than 3 years and you can afford to take care of that baby yourself. Why settle for less, do you really wanna be that dudes baby mama??

xoxoxox Lauren o Lauren