Who is Lauren?

A Conversation with an even bigger idiot!

Alrite so some dude added me on Black berry messenger today I don’t know exactly how he got my pin. My blackberry status reads, “CLUB PRIVILEGE ON A WEDNESDAY IS HOTT”, Now lets say he got my pin from one of the many social networking sites that i loosely put it up on sometimes then you will know I’m always promoting for the club, So a smart person would think, (1) she either works there, (2) Gets paid to braodcast for them, (3) Really love the club and think it’s cool. So imagine how upset and perturbed I was when i began to have this conversation with an idiot even bigger than myself. It of course ended with me deleting him. Maybe I over reacted but honestly i hate idiots!

COPIED FROM LAURENOLAUREN’S BLACKBERRY BOLD 2

Participants:
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www.laurenolauren.com, RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes)

Messages:
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RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Hey babygirl club privilege is it a nice club
www.laurenolauren.com: Ummm what would u like me to say
www.laurenolauren.com: What do you think I’m gonna say?
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Don’t know just be honest
www.laurenolauren.com: Why did u ask me?
www.laurenolauren.com: Why didn’t u ask anyone else, why did you choose me
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Cause a advertising it
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): U cute lokk good
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): That
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Y
www.laurenolauren.com: Who advertising it
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Read ur status
www.laurenolauren.com: Exactly so if I’m advertising yeah, its either I work there or I genuinely think its a great club. So you don’t think you asking me if its a nice club is a really stupid question that doesn’t deserve an answer
www.laurenolauren.com: And I’m not generally a mean person but stupid questions annoy me
www.laurenolauren.com: Why would u ask me that?
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Really I hear about it but never been there that why I’m asking
www.laurenolauren.com: But asking me if its a nice club. Come on! It better you ask me which night is good to come
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): U take offend to the question
www.laurenolauren.com: But u see it in my status and is gonna ask me if its a nice club? If I said no its awful wouldn’t I be the idiot for having it in my status
www.laurenolauren.com: I didn’t take offense but I hate stupid questions. I guess that’s why I could never be a teacher
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Yes
www.laurenolauren.com: Jah know star
www.laurenolauren.com: How u get ma pin?
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): That’s a stupid question y u accept it
www.laurenolauren.com: Its not a stupid question
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Y cause u ask it
www.laurenolauren.com: I didn’t give u ma pin
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): U sure about that
www.laurenolauren.com: But I accept all request because I’m in marketing and I send broadcast out so it helps
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Ok then
www.laurenolauren.com: I put my pin on business cards, facebook, twitter. So me asking u how u got ma pin
www.laurenolauren.com: Make more sense than the stupid question u asked me earlier
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): U broadcast it
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Sound like u running the club
www.laurenolauren.com: I broadcast it? Where? How did you get my pin
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): I’m a party animal
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): That’s how
www.laurenolauren.com: You can’t even answer the question
www.laurenolauren.com: Me rass
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): I don’t want to
www.laurenolauren.com: I asked you HOW did you get my pin
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): We start on the wrong foot
www.laurenolauren.com: It better u say u dnt want to than continue to tell me rubbish
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): U giv
www.laurenolauren.com: I gave it to you personally?
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): No
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Only garbage truck collect rubbish
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Still there
www.laurenolauren.com: Ok
www.laurenolauren.com: You’re a soilder?
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Wow u figure out that all by urself wow
www.laurenolauren.com: In your display pic you’re wearing ur uniform
www.laurenolauren.com: Dnt be rude to me
www.laurenolauren.com: Especially since I dnt know you.
RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes): Look u is talking abiut being rude
www.laurenolauren.com: All I can say is if ur a soilder our country is fucked!
www.laurenolauren.com: Good bye!

Sent from my BlackBerry® device from Digicel

xoxox Lauren o Lauren

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6 Responses

  1. LMAO wow, poor guy.
    I wouldn’t have accepted somebody with the display name “RICHIE-can u see my pain( just look deep into my eyes)” in the first place.
    I have to deal with idiots all the time.
    When I realize that I’m dealing with an idiot, I discontinue the conversation. Otherwise, I will get rude.

    This post made me laugh. Thanks!

    July 29, 2010 at 2:27 am

  2. lol, this whole convo is just one big cluster fuck.
    I get your point about him asking that question to some one who’s
    promoting the club. As a promoter, even if its crap your not gonna say
    it is. You would suck at sales.

    Maybe he was just trying to strike up a conversation, idk.
    All i know is you deal with him a way star, jahkno….lol…

    July 29, 2010 at 2:29 am

  3. He’s definitely the bigger idiot for real!

    July 29, 2010 at 6:12 am

  4. fergie

    Kudos to you l Lauren for having as much patience as you displayed. You have way more tolerance for stupidity than I do.

    July 30, 2010 at 12:40 am

  5. Kim

    MY goodness!!! I cringed at his bad grammar/spelling……UGH! How did you even manage to have that convo!?!?!
    As fergie said…you have way more tolerance than I do. Wowzers!

    August 6, 2010 at 9:14 am

  6. lol lol. jah know that nigga head tough man. you did the right thing babes.

    September 15, 2010 at 7:20 pm

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