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For those of you who think body image just became a topic yesterday I’m here to tell you that drugs and the human body has been around for a very long time. If you think drinking just became common please date back to when Jesus turned water into wine to save a wedding.

Body was always important just on different scales, songs of songs seems like a whole chapter of a man going on and on about a woman’s body, and thats just the bible.

Our world has always told us to rely on something else, always told us we are never enough we need something.

We are never enough, Popeye was one of the greatest sailors that ever sailed the seas, so the story goes yet to get Olive’s attention he relied on a can of spinaches that changed him from a small wimp, to an angry muscle bound strong man, and before you could criticize he told us “I am what I am” leaving no room for change. Who knew what that can of spinach represented? was it steroids? was it marijuana?
Children couldn’t grow on their own, they needed the Flinstone’s vitamins, I know because at 5 i was addicted to Flinstone suckable tablets. When society is finished treating you for all kinds of depression by getting you hooked on anti depressants that have so many side effects, you may have been better off stressed out locked in your room crying, than the enhanced thoughts of suicide, which resulted there after.

This same society that tells us that Cocaine is bad, too many pain killers is wrong, persons who drink every day needs help, but what they forget to tell you the same high a cocaine addict gets when he takes a small whiff, is similar to taking a couple vitamin C’s and B12 vitamins all at once, combine sniffing some glue and a dry tea bag and you’re on cloud 9. All these ingredients my 3 year old nephew could buy at the corner store.

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I’m not telling anyone it’s great to go take whatever drug they want, I am asking you to realize that “THEY” have taken all the bad and made some of it look good. The pressure to look perfect is more pronounced than ever, but the pressure to need something to be perfect is 10 times stronger. No one can have the perfect body by chance or by genetics, no the media is attaching everything to something else. The celebrities whom you’ve never seen with a brake out or Zit are showing up in proactive commercials, thanking Proactive for their perfect skin. Everything that we see and everything that happens, “THEY” have the “DRUG” that made it all possible. From gyms, fitness shakes, yoga, do it your self plastic surgeries (which i’m sure they’ll invent soon). “THEY” want to make sure you know that “THEY” are responsible.

xoxoxox Lauren O Lauren, I wonder who “THEY” are?

We all have if I was rich moments, I have them so often I’m beginning to think that God is gonna punish me by never making me rich. But I can still dream, I heard a chinese lady say “we don’t pay tax for Dreams, so lets dream big” So What would I do if I was a rich girl, I’ll tell you.

(1) When I get rich the first thing I’m gonna do, is STOP having sex with men. Not because i’m into women, but because i’d be rich so why would i want to continue having lame sex with lame niggas, I did that when I was broke.

(2) I would throw away all my clothes and just wear white t-shirts with the words “Bitch cant you see I’m rich” every single day with blue/black or white jeans.

(3) Yeah i’d make some homes and schools for the underprivileged. However I would put my name on all of them, the kids would use books with my face as the cover.

(4) With my stupid money, i’d do stupid things like pay for advertisement spot in the middle of Prime time news just say, “whose laughing bitches”

(5) Come now what kind of rich person would I be if i didn’t dump all my friends and picked up a dangerous habit like cocaine and got a therapist who would listen to me complain about how my mother, continuously put me down for years. Not to mention the first time she told me I was black, oh dear.

(4) Gee what else do rich girls do? I’d date a guy younger than me and tell him what to do all the time, he’s definitely not allowed to have any friends!

(3) I would definitely develop a drinking habit and why not i’m rich!

(2) I would be mean to people just because i can, and I would send my plate back continuously, “screaming “I said no purple or orange colored food in my fucking plate”

(1) I would brake up with you, so your friends can now have you all to themselves.

xoxoxox lauren O Lauren, Dear God send me lots and lots of money.

Hello everyone, I’m Lauren and I’m addicted to idea of addiction and i’ve always been like that.

(10) I went to an all girl boarding school and it ruined my life!

(9) I don’t brake up unless I know I will never go back, after that you’re dead to me. I’ll put up with everything for as long as possible cause when i say bye i mean it.

(8) I burn bridges and protect my ego before all else, I will never say I’m wrong.

(7) If you disrespect me, don’t look for me to get back to you today or tomorrow, but look for me.

(6) I like to get, give me gifts and compliments and you’ll never be wrong in my book.

(5) I really don’t like sex, but the idea of it and the activity makes me feel sexy. I’m very dramatic in bed, but don’t buy it, i’m lying.

(6) I love him so much i’de go to work and give him all my money, but I hate his friends.

(5) I can only see the world in Black and White.

(4) I am my hair, thats why i spend $25000 on weave, extensions and special silicone treatments.

(3) I believe too many friends is trouble.

(2) some secrets i’m taking to my grave, but on a general everybody knows i talk a lot i’m never ashamed of anything i’ve done.

(1) I say the darnest things, take me seriously and cry, don’t take me serious and die. hahahahaha

xoxoxox Laurren O Lauren this is my blog I’ll say what I want if you don’t like it, gee what will you do?

I met someone the other day who asked me to read his text messages to him because he couldn’t read. I cant remember not knowing how to read, reading is like dreaming with your eyes open. Reading is powerful and intense than anything i’ve ever done, When i read a romance novel I feel just like virgin getting breakfast in bed or whatever the fuck they get in those books.

Reading is something I wish I could teach the world to do, when the author describes a scene you can create it however which way you want in your imagination as opposed to what TV forces you to see and accept. I enjoyed Twilight better when in my head Edward wasn’t so pale and hungry, as a matter of fact in my head Edward looks just like David Beckham with a slight resemblance to Chris Brown.

When I was a girl, my mom would buy me tons of books and my older sister used to reward me with them, reading is something kids have to be taught to accept, people who hate to read are according to statistics 5/10 times more prone to get angry and 7/10 more prone to make simple mistakes, and who cares if I just made those figures up or if they’re real. My reading ability has taught me to graph sentences in such a way that the garbage I write sounds believable 99.9% of the time, yes I admit I cant spell to save my life, but if that were more important than reading I wouldn’t be here would I .

You don’t have to read a book every day, and you don’t have to read the financial times either, you can read the Star or Chat, or any gossip magazine, but make sure you read. Reading enables to be more logical and quicker with what you say and how you say it. I’m very witty even though under neath it all, i’m an idiot and believe it or not quite mad. But I read so much I’m able to become the characters i read, are you confused?

Have a great week *kiss Kiss*

xoxoxox Lauren O Lauren!!!