I used to watch “Pretty Woman” over and over and over again when I was a little girl, from the early days of my life I knew being a woman and having Vagina was gonna be one of my biggest achievements, that movie graphed my life. That’s where I learnt that men where suppose to give us lots of money, send us shopping while they work, be scared of heights and work extremely long hours. That probably explains my very shallow views of men, I’ve never been like my friends who got brainwashed into thinking that an independent woman who works her own money and pays half at dinner is attractive to men.
No fuck that! You’re a man, pay the bills, send me shopping and listen to my stupid sad stories all day, do you wanna know why, i will be too happy to explain. Having a vagina is very expensive, top of the line pads/ tampons cost more than a pair of boxers, gynecologist visits will cost more than a hair cut at the barber, and if you tell me my gynecologist visits have nothing to do with you then stay the fuck away from my vagina.
Men are suppose to pay the bills and work long ass hours and thats the end of it, you expect me to wear matching bras and panties all the, do you know how much a pair of Calvine Klein underwear set costs? and thats the only brand that hugs my small breast and if you think my breast are too small, well my love guess what? Mama is open to plastic surgery if you’re paying. *wink wink*
To all the women who are spoiling men into thinking they don’t have to pay for anything, well just remember when your nine months pregnant and vomiting your life away, or when he’s on top of you wasting your time with what he thinks is amazing sex, when you and I both know you’d rather be cleaning. I’m just saying. We put up with a lot.
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